Talk Dachie To Me

Flirty? Check. Punny? Obviously. Made for dachshund lovers who speak fluent sausage and don’t do boring small talk.

Whether you’re at the dog park, sipping an oat latte, or just vibing with your long-bodied bestie, Talk Dachie To Me is your not-so-subtle conversation starter.

Why You'll Love It:

• Material: 100% soft cotton – comfy enough for daily walkies

• Fit: Unstructured low-profile cap with adjustable metal clasp

• Design: Embroidered with attitude (and questionable intentions)

• Care: Spot clean or hand wash only — just like your dachie’s delicate ego

• Shipping: Free Australia-wide shipping

• Delivery: Embroidered to order, delivered in 7–15 business days