Dachie fan club

For the proud enablers of sausage-shaped chaos.

You’ve stepped over your dog 12 times today. You’ve cancelled plans because they were sleeping on your lap. You’re not just a fan, you’re in deep.

Why You’ll Love It:

Material: 100% soft denim cotton — strong enough to withstand stubby body slams.

Fit: Adjustable metal clasp — because not everyone’s built like a Dachie.

Care: Hand wash only — unlike your dog, this can’t be wiped on grass.

Shipping: Free across Australia — we’ve got your (long) back.

Delivery: ~15 business days — worth it. Like every vet bill you’ve paid.